Dinosaur Nativity Scene | Dinosaur Lovers | Christmas Sweatshirt
At first glance: a tasteful, traditional Christmas Nativity jumper.
Free UK delivery.
Sizes 2XS–6XL. Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.
Then you notice the f***ing dinosaurs.
Mary, Joseph and baby Jesus take centre stage while a T-Rex, Triceratops, sauropod and friends gather round like they were definitely invited to Bethlehem. Finished with a vintage Fair Isle-style dinosaur pattern for maximum delayed confusion.
Perfect for: dinosaur lovers, Christmas weirdos, novelty jumper collectors, and anyone who enjoys watching people do a double take.
Original clothing. Questionable taste.
- 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane (US/Mexico manufacturing)
- 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane (Latvia manufacturing)
- Fabric weight: 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
- Soft cotton-feel face with brushed fleece inside
- Unisex fit
- Overlock seams
- Components sourced from China
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 88 | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |
Please note: This is a printed sweatshirt, not a knitted Christmas jumper.
Quality you can feel. Backed by the bloke behind the brand.
A Christmas jumper should feel every bit as good as it looks. This is a proper all-over-print sweatshirt, not a flimsy novelty top: soft on the inside, substantial in the hand and made to show off the artwork from every angle. I've handled these garments myself, and I'm genuinely proud of the quality. The jokes might be questionable; the standard of the clothing isn't.