Birthday Jesus | Religious Humour | Christmas Sweatshirt
Our own design. Only available here.
Happy Birthday to Me.
Bit awkward when your birthday party somehow became everyone else’s biggest annual event. 😆
Featuring the birthday boy himself, cake, candles, Christmas trees and a supporting cast of suspiciously festive donkeys.
A gloriously irreverent Christmas sweater for anyone who appreciates the reason for the season — and thinks he deserves to get the fucking cake for once.
Original clothing. Questionable taste.
Garment details
- 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane (US/Mexico manufacturing)
- 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane (Latvia manufacturing)
- Fabric weight: 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²), may vary by 5%
- Soft cotton-feel face with brushed fleece inside
- Unisex fit
- Overlock seams
- Printed, cut and hand-sewn
- Recycled content certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric
Dark-print note: On dark designs, the white base fabric may show slightly at seams and folds as part of the printing process.
Fabric availability: If the listed fabric is unavailable, a comparable substitute may be used.
Please note: This is a printed sweatshirt, not a knitted Christmas jumper.
Quality you can feel
This is a proper all-over-print Christmas sweatshirt, not a flimsy novelty top. Soft on the inside, substantial in the hand and made to show off the artwork from every angle. I've handled these garments myself and I'm genuinely proud of the quality. The jokes might be questionable; the clothing isn't.
Ordering & delivery
Free UK delivery.
Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.
Size guide
Check the measurements before ordering. Chest measurements refer to body size.
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 88 | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |