This Physique Is Powered | Gym | Tank Top

Our own design. Only available here.

This physique is powered by caffeine and body dysmorphia.

Healthy? Debatable. Effective? Look at the fucking shoulders.

A gym vest for lifters running on questionable self-perception, unreasonable standards and enough caffeine to make their resting heart rate a personality trait.

Perfect for heavy sessions, mirror checks you definitely weren't doing and anyone who knows the pump is temporary but the dysmorphia has apparently renewed its subscription.

Original clothing. Questionable taste.

Garment details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Garment sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Quality you can feel

Gym gear gets used, not admired on a hanger. This vest has a comfortable, lightweight feel and a cut that works for training without turning every session into a wrestling match with your clothes. I've handled the garment myself and I'm happy with the quality. It's made for people who actually lift, with a bit of questionable humour thrown in.

Ordering & delivery

Free UK delivery.

Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.

Size guide

Check the measurements before ordering. Width measurements are taken across the garment laid flat; compare with a garment you already own.