It’s November. The clocks have gone back, the Christmas adverts are warming up, and somewhere a bloke is insisting it’s too early while eating his third mince pie.
The countdown to Christmas is officially on. Which means it’s time to sort the sweatshirt before the office party sorts you.
Our Christmas sweatshirt collection is ready: original TwM designs, questionable humour and free UK delivery.
The Christmas line-up worth a look
Start with Talk To Me Goose. A turkey with cinematic ambitions and a fairly pressing seasonal problem. Festive dinner conversation, sorted.
Then there’s Dinosaur Nativity. A traditional Christmas scene, until you notice the dinosaurs. Historical accuracy has taken the afternoon off.
Dear Santa, Please Tell Me I’ve Been a Good Girl is for anyone seeking festive reassurance. We can supply the sweatshirt. Character references are your responsibility.
For Christmas spirit with its patience already exhausted, try It’s Beginning to Feel a Lot Like Fuck This. November queues. December traffic. One more compulsory festive activity. You know the feeling.
Animal lovers have Merry Moo-Mas, while Reps For Jesus brings a little seasonal motivation to the gym. Peace on earth. Another set first.
And if your Christmas requires a little more glamour, Sleigh has entered the room.
A Christmas jumper with a personality
These are our own designs, available from The Wandering Manc. Whether you’re shopping for yourself, a gym obsessive, an animal lover or the friend who cannot be trusted with a microphone at the Christmas party, there’s plenty to investigate.
Our all-over-print Christmas sweatshirts have a printed festive design; they are not knitted jumpers. Check the individual product page and size guide before ordering.
Order for the party, not the panic
Our garments are made to order. Production happens before dispatch, so please allow time for both making and delivery—especially as Christmas gets busier.
Check the current delivery estimate when ordering, and give yourself extra breathing room for a particular party or gift date. An estimate is not a guaranteed arrival date.
Want the reasoning behind the wait? Read Made to order. Worth the wait.
Get your questionable Christmas sorted
Choose your design. Check your size. Get it ordered while December still feels comfortably far away.
The wrapping can wait. Your sweatshirt needs making.
Original clothing. Questionable taste. Only here.