All Aboard The Gain Train | Gym | Christmas Sweatshirt

Our own design. Only available here.

All aboard the Gain Train. Next stop: Christmas gains.

Santa’s swapped the sleigh for something with a bit more horsepower. Powered by protein, sprouts and absolutely no excuses, the Gain Train Christmas Sweater is built for lifters who refuse to let the festive season interfere with the important things.

Featuring Santa aboard the Gain Express, hauling whey and enough iron to keep the North Pole properly swole.

Perfect for Christmas parties, gym socials, or confusing relatives who still think creatine is a steroid.

Original clothing. Questionable taste.

Garment details

• 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane (US/Mexico manufacturing)
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane (Latvia manufacturing)
• Fabric weight: 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²), may vary by 5%
• Soft cotton-feel face with brushed fleece inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Printed, cut and hand-sewn
• Recycled content certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric

Dark-print note: On dark designs, the white base fabric may show slightly at seams and folds as part of the printing process.

Fabric availability: If the listed fabric is unavailable, a comparable substitute may be used.

Please note: This is a printed sweatshirt, not a knitted Christmas jumper.

Quality you can feel

This is a proper all-over-print Christmas sweatshirt, not a flimsy novelty top. Soft on the inside, substantial in the hand and made to show off the artwork from every angle. I've handled these garments myself and I'm genuinely proud of the quality. The jokes might be questionable; the clothing isn't.

Ordering & delivery

Free UK delivery.

Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.

Size guide

Check the measurements before ordering. Chest measurements refer to body size.