Daughter Definition | Family | Hoodie
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Daughter Definition | Funny Family Hoodie
The greatest gift you'll ever receive. Also one of the most expensive.
The TwM definition of DAUGHTER:
Financial drain. Emotional drain. Time drain.
A lovingly disrespectful hoodie for daughters everywhere — and the parents who've been funding the operation.
Original clothing. Questionable taste.
Garment details
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Garment sourced from Pakistan
Fit note: This hoodie runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Quality you can feel
A hoodie should be something you reach for because you love wearing it, not just because the print makes you laugh. Comfortable, with a reassuring feel and a soft interior. I've handled this range myself and I'm happy to stand behind its quality.
Ordering & delivery
Free UK delivery.
Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.
Size guide
Check the measurements before ordering. Width measurements are taken across the garment laid flat; compare with a garment you already own.
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |