Mum Definition | Family | Hoodie
Our own design. Only available here.
MUM — Definition (noun).
Juggles shit. Manages shit. Takes no shit.
For the mums keeping approximately seventeen plates spinning while everyone else wonders where their shoes are.
A bold, funny hoodie for mums who keep the chaos vaguely under control and have absolutely no patience left for anyone’s nonsense.
Comfortable, unapologetic and ideal for Mother’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, or simply acknowledging that Mum is the one holding this entire shitshow together.
Original clothing. Questionable taste.
Garment details
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Garment sourced from Pakistan
Fit note: This hoodie runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Quality you can feel
A hoodie should be something you reach for because you love wearing it, not just because the print makes you laugh. Comfortable, with a reassuring feel and a soft interior. I've handled this range myself and I'm happy to stand behind its quality.
Ordering & delivery
Free UK delivery.
Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.
Size guide
Check the measurements before ordering. Width measurements are taken across the garment laid flat; compare with a garment you already own.
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |