Developing A Personality Takes Too Long | Gym | Tank Top
Our own design. Only available here.
Lifting weights because developing a personality takes too long.
Some people work on themselves emotionally. Some of us just add another plate.
A gym vest for chronic lifters who discovered getting stronger was considerably easier than becoming interesting.
Perfect for heavy sessions, questionable social skills and anyone whose entire personality can now be adequately summarised by their current bench, squat and deadlift numbers.
Original clothing. Questionable taste.
Garment details
- 100% combed and ringspun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- 30 singles thread weight
- Side-seamed
- Garment sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Quality you can feel
Gym gear gets used, not admired on a hanger. This vest has a comfortable, lightweight feel and a cut that works for training without turning every session into a wrestling match with your clothes. I've handled the garment myself and I'm happy with the quality. It's made for people who actually lift, with a bit of questionable humour thrown in.
Ordering & delivery
Free UK delivery.
Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.
Size guide
Check the measurements before ordering. Width measurements are taken across the garment laid flat; compare with a garment you already own.
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |