Abs Are For Pretty Girls - Santa | Gym | Christmas Sweatshirt

Our own design. Only available here.

ABS are for pretty girls.

Mince pies are for everyone else. 😆

Santa has reviewed the macros and decided December is absolutely not the time for visible abdominal definition.

Featuring Father Christmas doing what he does best, mince pies, barbells, protein shakers and enough festive calories to turn your Christmas cut into a distant fucking memory.

A Christmas sweater for lifters, gym addicts and anyone sensible enough to know that mince pies are not macros.

Original clothing. Questionable taste.

Garment details

• 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane (US/Mexico manufacturing)
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane (Latvia manufacturing)
• Fabric weight: 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²), may vary by 5%
• Soft cotton-feel face with brushed fleece inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Printed, cut and hand-sewn
• Recycled content certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric

Dark-print note: On dark designs, the white base fabric may show slightly at seams and folds as part of the printing process.

Fabric availability: If the listed fabric is unavailable, a comparable substitute may be used.

Please note: This is a printed sweatshirt, not a knitted Christmas jumper.

Quality you can feel

This is a proper all-over-print Christmas sweatshirt, not a flimsy novelty top. Soft on the inside, substantial in the hand and made to show off the artwork from every angle. I've handled these garments myself and I'm genuinely proud of the quality. The jokes might be questionable; the clothing isn't.

Ordering & delivery

Free UK delivery.

Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.

Size guide

Check the measurements before ordering. Chest measurements refer to body size.