The Night Before Christ-Mass - Santa | Gym | Christmas Sweatshirt
Our own design. Only available here.
’Twas the night before Christ-Mass.
And Santa appears to have been taking the bulk considerably more seriously than expected. 😆
Featuring a suitably well-fed Father Christmas, a sack from the North Pole Supply Co., a festive backdrop and enough Christmas excess to make calorie tracking completely fucking pointless.
A Christmas sweater for lifters, gym addicts and anyone firmly committed to treating December as a festive dirty bulk.
Original clothing. Questionable taste.
Garment details
- 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane (US/Mexico manufacturing)
- 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane (Latvia manufacturing)
- Fabric weight: 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²), may vary by 5%
- Soft cotton-feel face with brushed fleece inside
- Unisex fit
- Overlock seams
- Printed, cut and hand-sewn
- Recycled content certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified fabric
Dark-print note: On dark designs, the white base fabric may show slightly at seams and folds as part of the printing process.
Fabric availability: If the listed fabric is unavailable, a comparable substitute may be used.
Please note: This is a printed sweatshirt, not a knitted Christmas jumper.
Quality you can feel
This is a proper all-over-print Christmas sweatshirt, not a flimsy novelty top. Soft on the inside, substantial in the hand and made to show off the artwork from every angle. I've handled these garments myself and I'm genuinely proud of the quality. The jokes might be questionable; the clothing isn't.
Ordering & delivery
Free UK delivery.
Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.
Size guide
Check the measurements before ordering. Chest measurements refer to body size.
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 88 | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |