I Don't Have The Crayons | Feminism | Unisex Hoodie

I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons | Feminist Hoodie

Some people need things explaining. Others need a diagram. Unfortunately, we've run out of crayons.

For anyone who's ever found themselves explaining the painfully obvious to someone determined not to understand.

Bold, colourful and gloriously sarcastic, this hoodie delivers a simple message: your time is valuable, your patience is limited, and educating every passing idiot isn't in your job description.

Featuring vibrant rainbow lettering, distressed typography and a collection of broken crayons, it's a wearable reminder that you don't owe everyone an explanation.

Perfect for strong-minded women, chronic over-explainers in recovery, and anyone who's mastered the art of saying "I haven't got the energy for this shit."

Original clothing. Questionable taste.

Garment details

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Quality you can feel

A proper hoodie should feel as good as it looks. Soft, comfortable and made for everyday wear, not just getting a laugh.

I've handled this range myself, and I'm happy to put my name behind its quality.

Ordering & delivery

- Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.
- Free UK delivery.
- Check the size guide before ordering to find your best fit.

Size guide