I'm Just A Girl - Malinois | Dog Lovers | Hoodie

Our own design. Only available here.

I’m just a girl with a mentally unstable dog.

If you own a Malinois, no further explanation is required.

A black hoodie featuring everyone’s favourite highly caffeinated velociraptor and the woman who somehow decided bringing one into her home was a perfectly reasonable life choice.

Perfect for Malinois owners, working-dog women and anyone tired of strangers explaining their own fucking dog to them.

Original clothing. Questionable taste.

Garment details

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Garment sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Quality you can feel

A hoodie should be something you reach for because you love wearing it, not just because the print makes you laugh. This one has a reassuring feel, a soft interior and a proper everyday fit. I've handled the garments behind this range myself and I'm happy to stand behind the quality. We're not interested in putting original artwork on a rubbish blank.

Ordering & delivery

Free UK delivery.

Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.

Size guide

Check the measurements before ordering. Width measurements are taken across the garment laid flat; compare with a garment you already own.