Protein Turkey | Gym | Christmas Sweatshirt

Anything laced with this much protein deserves to be eaten.

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Christmas dinner meets gym logic. If it has protein in it, it’s basically meal prep — the paper hat and gravy are irrelevant. 😆

A gloriously ridiculous Christmas sweater featuring one deeply concerned turkey discovering exactly how the festive bulk works.

Perfect for lifters, gym addicts, protein obsessives and anyone fully prepared to justify a third helping in the name of gains.

• 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane for manufacturing in the US/Mexico
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane for manufacturing in Latvia
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Components sourced from China

Quality you can feel. Backed by the bloke behind the brand.

This is a proper all-over-print Christmas sweatshirt, not a flimsy novelty top. Soft on the inside, substantial in the hand and made to show off the artwork from every angle. I've handled these garments myself and I'm genuinely proud of the quality. The jokes might be questionable; the clothing isn't.

Size guide

Please note: This is a printed sweatshirt, not a knitted Christmas jumper.

Sizes 2XS–6XL. Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.

Original clothing. Questionable taste.