Talk To Me Goose | Funny | Christmas Sweatshirt
2XS
£39.99
Sale price
£39.99
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Talk To Me Goose | Funny | Christmas Sweatshirt
£39.99
Sale price
£39.99
Regular price
Talk to me, Goose.
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Sizes 2XS–6XL. Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.
Christmas has gone fully feral.
This funny festive sweatshirt features a Christmas dinner scene with Goose already on the table, surrounded by holly and snowflakes, turning the whole thing into the joke rather than hiding it in one tiny chest graphic. It is made for Christmas parties, family gatherings, work jumper days and anyone who prefers their festive clothing with a bit more personality.
The smooth cotton-feel face keeps the print looking sharp, while the soft brushed fleece inside makes it properly comfortable for winter. Each sweatshirt is precision-cut and hand-sewn for a clean all-over finish.
Original clothing. Questionable taste.
- All-over printed Talk To Me Goose Christmas dinner design
- Soft brushed fleece interior
- Smooth cotton-feel outer face
- Unisex fit
- Overlock seams
- Recycled polyester and elastane blend
- Fabric weight approx. 308 g/m²
TwM verdict: subtle Christmas clothing was never really the plan.
Please note: This is a printed sweatshirt, not a knitted Christmas jumper.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 88 | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |
Quality you can feel. Backed by the bloke behind the brand.
A Christmas jumper should feel every bit as good as it looks. This is a proper all-over-print sweatshirt, not a flimsy novelty top: soft on the inside, substantial in the hand and made to show off the artwork from every angle. I've handled these garments myself, and I'm genuinely proud of the quality. The jokes might be questionable; the standard of the clothing isn't.