Weiner Dog | Dog Lovers | Hoodie

Our own design. Only available here.

Do you want to stroke my weiner?

Yes, we know exactly what it sounds like.

Featuring a deeply unimpressed dachshund who's clearly heard the joke far too many times, this original TwM graphic hoodie combines dog-owner humour, a terrible double entendre and one spectacular bit of side-eye.

A funny unisex hoodie for dachshund lovers, sausage dog owners and anyone whose sense of humour never developed beyond the point where the word “weiner” became funny.

Perfect as a dachshund gift, dog lover gift, novelty hoodie or simply for making strangers question whether they should answer the question.

Go on. Stroke the Weiner.

Original clothing. Questionable taste.

Garment details

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Garment sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Quality you can feel

A hoodie should be something you reach for because you love wearing it, not just because the print makes you laugh. This one has a reassuring feel, a soft interior and a proper everyday fit. I've handled the garments behind this range myself and I'm happy to stand behind the quality. We're not interested in putting original artwork on a rubbish blank.

Ordering & delivery

Free UK delivery.

Made to order to reduce unnecessary stock and waste.

Size guide

Check the measurements before ordering. Width measurements are taken across the garment laid flat; compare with a garment you already own.