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Weiner Dog | Hoodie

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Weiner Dog | Hoodie

£44.99
Sale price  £44.99 Regular price 
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Do you want to stroke my weiner?

Yes, we know exactly what it sounds like.

Featuring a deeply unimpressed dachshund who's clearly heard the joke far too many times, this original TwM graphic hoodie combines dog-owner humour, a terrible double entendre and one spectacular bit of side-eye.

A funny unisex hoodie for dachshund lovers, sausage dog owners and anyone whose sense of humour never developed beyond the point where the word “weiner” became funny.

Perfect as a dachshund gift, dog lover gift, novelty hoodie or simply for making strangers question whether they should answer the question.

Go on. Stroke the Weiner.

Original clothing. Questionable taste.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3

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